Saturday, June 24, 2017

GREAT CONFUSION - GOOD JOKE...

ЁЯШЗGreat Confusion:::
People drink ЁЯН║ & smoke for few days & get addicted to it ....!
I'm studyingЁЯУЦЁЯУЪ
since nursery ЁЯС╢
But still not addicted to studying ???
This is called 'self control' !!
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It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes?
They eat only ---grass.
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Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?
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A Rabbit ЁЯРЗЁЯРЗRuns, Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a TurtleЁЯРв doesn't Run.. Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell,
Just Sleep Well.....

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