THESE JOKES KILLED ME...

THESE JOKES MADE ME LAUGH LIKE ANYTHING

JOKE NO 1

A man was driving a car ...

A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !!

Man shouted : "Hey Buffalo"

Lady turned back and shouted : "You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey"

Suddenly she had an accident

She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road

MORAL : "Ladies never understand what a Man wants to say"...
😄😝😛😜
Women never listen properly:-😁😁

JOKE NO 2

A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks.

She asks angel: What are these for?

Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.

The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ...

Angel says: Its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.

The woman asks: Where are the clocks of our Indian men?

The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS'

She then asked, what of the Indian women?

The angel replied, 'those are out there generating electricity!'
😱😱😂😂😂

Don't Laugh alone ....