*😀😀Wonderful Definitions*🤣🤣
*School*
A place where Parents pay and children play 👌🏼
*Life Insurance*
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich. 👍
*Nurse*:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
*Marriage*
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. 👍👌🏼
*Tears*
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. 😃😃
*Lecture*
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" 🙏🙏
*Conference*
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
*Conference Room*
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
*Father*
A banker provided by nature 👍👍
*Criminal*
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught 👌🏻👌🏻
*Boss*
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
*Politician*
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after 👍👍
*DOCTOR*
A person who tries to resolve your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. 👍🏼👍🏼
*Smile*
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
*Office*
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 👌🏻👌🏻
*Yawn*
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 👍👍
*Etc*.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
*Committee*
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 😃😃
*Atom Bomb*
An invention to end all inventions.😃😃
#Laughter makes life**Easy...!!
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