LAUGHTER IS A GOOD MEDICINE...

LAUGHTER NO 1

The American Computer Giant IBM decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan on a trial basis.

In the contract while writing specifications, they had set the standard that they will accept only three defective pieces per 10,000 pieces.
Otherwise the whole consignment of 10000 parts would be rejected.

When the first consignment came from Japan to IBM, there was a letter accompanying it.

We, Japanese people,
had a hard time in understanding American Business Practices.
However, the three defective parts per 10,000 pieces have been separately manufactured at our end to meet the specifications of contract.

Those three have been included in the consignment in a separate package mentioning :

*"Defective pieces as required; not for use."*

Hope this meets your requirement.

*In some workplaces Perfection is a Habit,* *and not an Attitude!!*

LAUGHTER NO 2

This killed me.

A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks.

She asks angel: What are these for?

Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.

The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ...

Angel says: Its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.

The woman asks: Where are the clocks of Married women?

The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS'

She then asked, what about the Married men?

The angel replied,
'those are kept out... they are generating electricity...!!
😂😂😂