SMART MOTHER
Once a Mother beats up her son and when son starts crying, Mother says sorry.
Smart Son says : Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone? Nahi na.. Relationships are like this .
Smarter Mom says : Take my scooty and try to start. does it start ? Nahin naa... Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start ? Yes, right? You are like that scooter. Not some paper...waper. Don’t give all this facebook, whatsapp gyan to me. I’m your mother.
Indian Mothers Rock!!
SMART WIFE
Husband and wife went shopping to get new dresses for the wife.
After seeing numerous dresses, she shortlisted around 100 and further brought it down to 25.
Out of these, she asked her husband to choose 5 dresses among them.
Then she finally picked up one dress.
It took 5 hours to finalise one dress.
The husband settled the bill and commented :
"Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves. He need not have wasted too much of time."
Ultimate comment of wife :
"Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally choose the leaves as per the wish of Eve. You are lucky u have to just sit in AC shop..."
Moral ::: Never argue with woman
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