SOME FUNNY AND HEART TOUCHING FACTS
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ЁЯСЙAirports have seen more affectionate hugs than Wedding Halls..
ЁЯСЙThe walls of Hospitals have heard more sincere prayers than the walls of Temples, Masjids & Churches…
ЁЯСЙGood Days or Bad Days depend on your thinking. What you call ” Suffocation” in local train becomes an “Atmosphere” in Disco…
ЁЯСЙPizza always confuses us. It comes in a square box. When you open it, its round. When you start eating it, its triangle. Life & People are like Pizza. Looks different. Appears different & Behave absolutely different.
ЁЯСЙPosition matters..!!!!
7 Apple: Rs.170/-
Apple 7: Rs.70,000/-
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7 Apple: Rs.170/-
Apple 7: Rs.70,000/-
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*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*
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*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis?
*Cynthia*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
*Cynthia*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Athen*: By staying at home.
*Athen*: By staying at home.
*TEACHER* : How do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Ngu*: We don't call them, they come on their own.
*Ngu*: We don't call them, they come on their own.
*TEACHER* : Name the nation people hate most
*Asong*: Exami-nation
*Asong*: Exami-nation
*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Lekha*: Future impossible
*Lekha*: Future impossible
*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Bobby* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you
mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Bobby* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you
*THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES*
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This simple calculation will tell you where actually to invest your money.
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Its uncanny - but accurately predicts
Select any number from the below given numbers.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
Multiply it with 3.
Now add 3 to it.
Multiply the number again with 3.
You will get a two digit number.
Add both the numbers. *Now this number will tell you where to invest your money*
1- Land
2- Gold
3- FD
4- Business
5- Shares
6- P.P.F
7. R.D
8. NSC
9. Give it to me
10. Mutual Fund
11. Company Deposit
2- Gold
3- FD
4- Business
5- Shares
6- P.P.F
7. R.D
8. NSC
9. Give it to me
10. Mutual Fund
11. Company Deposit
If you still don't believe,
Select any other number.
*Go on try it again*
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