SOME GOOD JOKES TO BE HAPPY

A PRIEST IN THE MASS
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A Priest finished the service one morning by saying, 'Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars. 

As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark Chapter 17.'

On the following Sunday,

The Pastor rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, 'Last week I asked you all to read Mark Chapter 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand.' Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.

Smiling, the pastor said, 'You are the very people I want to talk to today.. the liars ....... Mark has only 16 chapters.'

God have Mercy.😂😂😂😂

A BAPTISMAL CEREMONY
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😇Munusamy was baptized.

The pastor dipped his head into water 3 times and said you are now  baptized.
Your sins are forgiven,
you are a new creation in Christ,
your name is  now Jacob.
No more drinking of alcohol.

Jacob went home and goes to his refrigerator,
took all his alcohol bottles out,
dipped them into water 3 times and said you're baptized,
your sins are forgiven,
you're a new creation in Christ,
your name is now Fruit Juice.

Don't laugh alone 😂😂

THREE FRIENDS ON THE ROAD
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3 frenz walkin on road suddenly stoped by God.

God gave each, a chance 2 mak a wish.
1st :"i want 2 b rich"
he became rich. 

2nd:"ME TOO"
3rd Negro was Laughing unceasingly...
God said,
"Stop laughing n say ur WISH"
he said
"Make dIs idiots poor again!":-D
Friends Rock:)

YOU WILL SURELY LAUGH
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*1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.*

*2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.*

*3. You are now looking to find out.*

*4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.*

*5.You are going to*
*forward this to others who are like* *'YOU'!😜😜*

*I know at least 13 things about you now:*

*1. You are holding your phone*

*2. You are on Whatsapp*

*3. You just opened my msg.*

4. You are now reading it 

5. You are human 

7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips 

8. You just attempted to do it 

9. You are laughing at yourself

*10. You have smiles on your face* 

*11. You skipped No.6* 

*12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6*

*13. You are laughing at this because I caught you..*

*Hahaha is it true?* 😃😜😄

*Please, if you smiled, then forward➡🌲*
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*Now that GOD has given you the GRACE to smile, don't be stingy with the smiles, share them With friends!! Laughter is the best medicine.😊😀*