LAUGH OUT LOUD...

JOKE NO 1

Once a man goes to a shop to buy parrot. He asks the shop owner price of the Parrot:

Shop owner: RS. 500

Customer: Why so costly?

Shop owner: He knows Word, Excel and Power Point

Customer: What's the price of this second Parrot?

Shop owner:  RS. 1000 as it knows Word, Excel, Power Point and also Programming

Customer: how nice, and what's the price of this parrot which is sleeping?

Shop owner: That's for RS. 5000

Customer: And what does it know?

Shop owner: That I don't know, I haven't seen him do anything, but the other two parrots call him boss.

JOKE NO 2

The manager received a leave application from a staff member: " Due to Madras Eye I am unable to attend office for 3 days"

After a few days the same staff sent the follg leave letter: " Due to Mysore Throat I am unable to attend office for 2 days"

Manager was totally  baffled. Madras eye is well-known..... But what is Mysore throat?

He google searched but no use.

He was eagerly waiting for the staff to come and clarify.

The staff laughed and said: " Sorry Sir, it is 'My sore throat'. A space was omitted"😂😂

JOKE NO 3

"என் மனைவிக்குக் கோபம் வந்தா அவ அம்மா வீட்டுக்குப் போயிடுவா!"

"நீங்க என்ன பண்ணுவீங்க?"

"கோபம் வர்ற மாதிரி ஏதாவது பண்ணிகிட்டே இருப்பேன்!"

*வாய்ப்புக்காக காத்திருக்காமல்... வாய்ப்புகளை உருவாக்குபவனே திறமைசாலி...* 😆😆😝