LAUGHTER IS A GOOD MEDICINE

JOKE NO 1

Wife was in the ICU 🚑

The husband was unable to control his tears

Doctor: We are trying our best but can't guarantee anything. Her body is not reacting. It seems she is in a coma....

Husband: Doctor please save her She is just 30 years old and the family needs her...

Suddenly something happened...

Miraculously

The ECG started beeping like crazy. A hand moved and her lips mumbled And she spoke: I'm 28
😜😜😜😂😂😂😆😆

JOKE NO 2

After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, malayalee was caught by customs for carrying liquor.

Customs:"Sir, what is in the bag?"

Malayalee: Holy water from Jerusalem."

Customs: "Don't lie sir. Its wine.."

Malayalee :"O God, One more miracle."

JOKE NO 3

Mathematician:  How to write  4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!

India:  F(IV)E

This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

JOKE NO 4

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British:  Then a Dog is Better than u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog…
British Shocked,Faints!!
Indian Rocks! 👍 😜

THE SPECIAL ONE : JOKE NO 5

Just saw these statistics in a newspaper recently...  "22% of traffic accidents are alcohol related"... 🍺🍷🥃

...that means the remaining 78% are caused by those idiots who just drink tea, water, coffee and juices...!
🥛🍹☕🍵🤔