Jokes That Took Place In The Hospital...

Joke No 1

In a famous Mumbai hospital a patient was advised immediate bypass surgery.

The nervous patient agreed and underwent all the pre-operation tests. He was informed about the cost which was high but he had no option.

They asked him to fill up a form.

In the occupation box he wrote, Officer, CBI.

Suddenly the whole atmosphere changed and a new team of doctors checked the patient. He was advised that surgery was not required. They prescribed some medicines and told him that the blockages will be gone in few months.

*By the way, the patient is a Parsi Bawaji, working  for the Central Bank of India.*
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Joke No 2

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I am a Cardiac surgeon working in a reputed hospital in Hyderabad.

Normally after I come out of the operation theatre after performing the procedure many anxious near and dear ones of the patient waiting outside eagerly, rush to me and ask me many questions about the condtion of the patient, success of the surgery etc.

But recently, I was asked a question by the patient's wife for which I had no answer.

With both eyes filled with tears, she held both my gloved hands firmly and asked "Please tell me doctor...

Was there any other lady in his heart ?"😀😀😀