Do you want to laugh?

Ever since Robert was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night.

So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him "I've got problems.
Every time I go to bed
I think there's somebody under it. 
I'm scared.
I think I'm going crazy."
 
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the psychiatrist.

"Come, talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
 
"How much do you charge?"
 
'$200 per visit,' replied
the doctor.    
 
'I'll think of it and if needed I will come back to you,'
Robert said.
 
Six months later he met the Psychiatrist on the street.    

'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.  
 
'Well, $200 a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!

A Indian friend of mine cured me for the price of one plate biryani and a bottle of coke.

I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new SUV". 
 
'Is that so!' with a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did the friend cure you?'  
 
He told me to
"Sell the bed and sleep on a Mattress on the floor."
 
Moral:
There is always a way and an "INDIAN" way to solve a difficult problem...

*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is  Photosynthesis.

*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class?
*Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
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*Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you

*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Student*: We don't call them, they come on their own.
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*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Student*: Future impossible tense.

*THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES*
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*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Student*: By staying at home.

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English Grammar class.

Teacher: What's the difference between "He cleans the plate" and "the plate is cleaned by him."

Student: In first sentence 'he' is not married, but in second sentence 'he' is married....