Sunday, October 21, 2018

Job Interview : Good Joke

*OFFICER:- What is your name?*
*Manoj :-  M.P. sir*
*OFFICER:- In full please*
*Manoj :-  Manoj Pandey*
*OFFICER:- Your father's name?*
*Manoj:-  M.P. sir*
*OFFICER:- What does that mean?*
*Manoj:-  Madan Pandey*
*OFFICER:- Your native place?*
*Manoj:   M.P. sir*
*OFFICER:- What's that?*
*Manoj:-  Madhya pradesh
*OFFICER:- What is your qualification?*
*Manoj:-  M.P.*
*OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!*
*Manoj:-  Matric Pass*
*OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?*
*Manoj:-   It is because of M.P. sir*
*OFFICER:   Meaning?*
*Manoj:-  Money Problem*
*OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your  personality like?*
*Manoj:    MP sir.*
*OFFICER:   And what is that?*
*Manoj:-  Marvelous Personality*
*OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.*
*Manoj:-  Sir, how was M.P. sir?*
*OFFICER:- And what's that again?*
*Manoj:-   My Performance.*
*OFFICER:-  I think you have M.P.*
*Manoj:-   Meaning?*
*OFFICER:-  Mental Problem!!!*
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*Don't laugh alone.* *Send this to M.P. (Many People)* those are saved in your M.P. (Mobile Phone) *to put a smile on their faces.*

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